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cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 


do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that



my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have


If ashton was the lead singer the whole band would be 20 times more punk but only at concerts and when he gets ‘home’ he would put on his  pony shirt and the rest of the band would just shake there heads


my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

  • me:

    Oh what the fuck

  • friend:

    what happened?

  • me:

    this scenario I created in my head got intense

Other people are not medicine.
It took me 9 years to figure that out (via ambermozo)



Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly




Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.

Why did you write the same thing two times?


I fucking love one direction so fucking much I’ve loved them for so long and it’s so strange because no matter if they’re on break for three months or doing a 7 hour live stream I’m still so fucking in love with them I will never get tired of them I love them more than anything in the world they make me so happy GOD I FUUCJCIH GLOVE ONE DORBETION


update: fireproof is still on repeat and my ignorant family doesn’t understand how I can listen to a song that many times in a row